Friday, November 19, 2010

On stamina

Much to my dismay I've noted an overall decrease in my stamina throughout the years. While sleepy mornings have always plagued me, my status as the night owl has also been rusting in cyberspace the past few months. Each day consists of a string of sleepiness; I wake up sleepy, go to class sleepy (this would be eliminated on the days where I choose to skip instead), and come back to the room sleepy. Although this may be excusable for an excessively hardworking college student, it is definitely not good for a small fish within the collegiate pond where Darwin's "survival of the fittest" theory is most cruel and evident.

But fortunately my research ability has not fled and fear not, I think my new finding (this hit the jackpot) might actually provide the proper cure for me and perhaps many others with similar symptoms:



Woohoo! +160 HP!

That's right, THE Health Energy Potions. Currently a featured product from Harcos Laboratories. As un-"legit" as it may appear, there are actually 160 mL of caffeine (imagine gulping down 4 cups of strong coffee!) contained in these 1.69 oz bottles - along with doses of elderberry, ginseng, and various vitamins of the B complex.

As an ex-ex-ex-RPG gamer, I can fully appreciate the encounter and usefulness of such an elixir in the computer graphics dimension. As for everyone else, forget that Red Bull crap unless you've gotten your promised wings. Instead, take your investment and capitalize it in these magical little things. Each of them offers an energy boost of 5-8 hours with just one chug and without an unpleasant energy crash later (no sugar added, but it comes with a sweet apple cinnamon twist!). A package of 12 is available for as low as $39.33.

That's all for now.

*proceeds to add items onto Wishlist*

3 comments:

  1. uhhh mom... this isn't tht healthy for u is it?

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  2. -.- wow...you must really be getting desperate.
    just try to sleep by 1 oclock every day and you'll be fine. trust me, if anyone knows about sleep deprivation and how to fight it, it's me. it'll take a while for your body to get adjusted though. energy drinks will just prolong the inevitable...i got by on tea and caffeine for a while, but it eventually just made things worse.

    and no energy drink could be considered healthy or truly crash free...-.- if anything, try an anti-energy drink thing called "Dream Water", apparently it helps you sleep better...never tried it but it sounds interesting.
    and i didn't know you used to play rpg games 0.0...guess that explains a lot

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  3. LOL Eric rest assured, I definitely do not need any sleep-inducing substance @.@

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